Monday, August 31, 2009;

Reminded of a very very very anicent email joke..
so thought of sharing it to relieve some stress..
haha..=)

So here we go..

Q: How Many Raffles JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 0.0000001. Each student is too busy topping the A Levels, sports, performing arts and partying at the same time

Q: How Many HwaChong JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school, to compete with RJ

Q: How Many Victoria JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school.. one to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support

Q: How Many National JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: NO LIGHT STILL CAN STUDY!!!

Q: How Many Anderson JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They're too busy trying to be one of the Top 5 JCs

Q: How Many Anglo-Chinese JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None.. they use all their money to employ Yishun JC to do it for them

Q: How Many Yishun JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None... only one teacher to tell them what a lightbulb is in the first place and to demonstrate (how do you think they're able to change it for Anglo-Chinese JC?)

Q: How Many Catholic JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They prefer it darker *raise eyebrows*

Q: How Many Jurong JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None.. their Physics is so bad their male teachers cry...

Q: How Many Tampines JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: would they bother??

Q: How Many Meridian JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They're too busy keeping themselves from being retained

Q: How Many Saint Andrew's JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it

Q: How Many Nanyang JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:None. They're still using oil lamps.

Q: How Many Serangoon JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Huh, wat lighttbarb?

Q: How Many Innova JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: School too new, no electricity yet

Q: How Many Pioneer JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Heck care about that- lets all do 300 jumping jacks as punishment for improper attire

Q: How Many Temasek JC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:None. They think they are very bright already

Q: Dont you guys wonder who wrote this list?
A: Temasek JC

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Well..this is just a joke..
so just laugh and forget about it luh..
since it has been around like donkey years ago..
And dun come after me horz..
cause i am not the writer afterall..
haha..=p

AND,
Seriously..NANYNG ISN'T USING OIL LAMPS LUH..!!
dun understand why people like to say us cheena and LKK just because our name sounds cheena and we provide CLEP..
*ROARS*